“One must not make oneself cheap here, that is a cardinal point, or else one is done. Whoever is most impertinent has the best chance.” – Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
“I was getting sick and tired of being lectured by dear friends with their little bottles of water and their regular visits to the gym. All of a sudden, we’ve got this voluntary prohibition that has to do with health and fitness. I’m not really in favor of health and fitness.” – Barbara Holland
“I’m beginning to have morning sickness. I’m not having a baby, I’m just sick of morning.” – Phyllis Diller
“One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of misfortune than when they triumph.” – Virginia Woolf
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. – George Burns



